Raocow’s awesome quotes always makes me happy no matter what!
“That was nuts. Like acorns, cashew, pecan, anything you can think of. It was in there!”
“YES! FILL THE WORLD WITH THE CONFETTIS OF MY SOUL!”
Hooray! There were no Hipotomomy… Hipotomy… is that the plural of Hippopotamus or is it Hippoponomisses? I just can’t say that word. You’re big peanut things! You know, they’re kinda shaped like peanuts, except with the skin of an elephant. But that’s not like creased. It’s… it’s a well ironed… a hippoptonomus is a well ironed peanut shaped elephant.
You should probably not be not nice to people you don’t know, because – you don’t know – they might be the president by surprise and go like: “Ooh, well, you were not nice to me, so I will forever remove your right to bear trees.
This time, I’m not gonna get eaten by a plant. It’s pretty great… I suggest that to all my friends! Man, I don’t understand – y’know, all my friends, they’re having all these troubles getting eaten by plants – just don’t get eaten by a plant!
Cat planet cat planet. Party like it’s $15.99, the price of a regular cat planet.
“The truth behind our dreams is actually 3 ounces of vodka mixed with 3 ounces of paprika *sniffs in real life*. Put it in a blender for a few hours and forget it’s there.”
So then God was all like ‘Man, wouldn’t it be hilarious if all the people that I invented were fighting over an object of no actual value?’ An so he invented currency, and he thought it was hilarious.
Black Yoshi? Oh sorry. African-American Yoshi?
“Suddenly this is ice world for some reason, it’s pretty great… There’s ice… It’s a world…
But, you know, we still fight reptiles and plants, which are stuff that should probably be hibernating – also bullets should probably be hibernating.
I don’t think plants… “hibernate”, per se, but, you know, they’re dormant. They – they barely count as alive as it is, but they’re even less alive during the winter times.
And yeah, I got a stuffy nose. I have that weird feeling where I constantly feel like I’m gonna have to sneeze or something. It’s pretty great – right, apple, that is growing, you know, in the middle of winter or winter-like micro-climate…
It’s pretty great, these are pretty fanciful apples.”
That was a demo!
Watch out! You crushed me against… a hard thing. Pipes tend to be rather solid. You want… your plumbing… to be rather solid, even if you are using plumbing as a euphemism for something else.
“The Sauce Store. All your needs for sausages and sauce-like sauces. Im just gonna say the word sauce a whole lot because it is a word… that inspires me.”